My new pseudonym came to me by mondegreen (Which is one thing misheard for another). I was pretty new at CrossFit Farmland when a lady in slightly less-good-of-shape-than-I pointed to me and said to the coach, "You expect me to do what he's doing? Look at the shape he's in." I misheard that last part for J.P. Zen.
And considering that my first two initials are J.P., I thought it would be cool to roll with it. Now I get called that much of the time at the gym.